Gardening Puns
~When I can no longer simply rake it in I’m forced to go out and work my hoes.
Being one step closer to paying my rent next quarter.
~Come on Sophia’s, you know you can’t help but want me despite my utter lack of previous job experience.
The label on the bag full of free condoms in the upstairs bathroom:
~“Spread the love, not the clap.”
Short hair
~And the three minutes I save by not having to put it up before dance every other day.
Blogging in Spanish
The fact that my blog still apparently gets hits on things I wrote two years ago
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