Today, I babysat a girl who is usually quite rude. She was not rude today. I did not spit in her milk.
Today, I babysat a five year old who sharted. I do not get paid enough for this.
Saturday, a six year old gave me a bead necklace she had made. It matched my dress. I’m wearing it now.
A week ago, I was forced to chase a 220 pound Labrador through my neighborhood. She entered my next door neighbor’s house and when I followed her I found my attractive, 20 something, firefighting neighbor, shirtless. He did not attempt to stop the dog.
psssssssssshhh rip off?
There’s no question mark about it. I stole your inspiration because my babysitting tales are undoubtedly more entertaining in short, punchy sentences.
odd… I did not know you ran a blog…
Kudos!