If I Had A Myspace

This would totally be my default photo.

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I Never Want To See Another Fucking Stick-Shift Ever Again.

Words I uttered to my father today after changing seats in the middle of an intersection because of my inability to get into first gear after three green lights.

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Note To Self

A good friend will be bummed when you can’t meet them somwhere for pizza. A best friend will simply bring the pizza to your house.

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Damn You Mr. Geib!

You’ve ruined School House Rock for me or at least the history section. Those once snappy tunes which seemed so insightful in fifth grade now leave me with the empty feeling of American prejudice, and when viewed in the mindset of the average AP History student, thirsting for juicy facts, important names, treaties, quotes and the [...]

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